Just received this email and thought it pretty funny. Take a look and see if you guessed the ending !
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GET OUT OF THE CAR !!!
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( This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota , Florida )
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and , upon returning to her car , found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle .
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She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun , proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs , " I have a gun , and I know how to use it ! Get out of the car !"
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The four men didn't wait for a second threat . They got out and ran like mad .
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The lady , somewhat shaken , then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat . She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition .
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She tried and tried , and then she realised why . It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football , a Frisbee and two 12 - packs of beer in the front seat .
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A few minutes later , she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down .
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She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake .
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The sargeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing .
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He pointed to the other end of the counter , where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad , elderly woman described as white , less than five feet tall , glasses , curly white hair , and carrying a large handgun .
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No charges were filed .
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Moral of the story ?
If you're going to have a senoir moment .... make it memorable .
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Ha ! Go grandma !! but , err ... pick yer next target a lil more carefully ! :)
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Haha, that's good! Hey, here's another granny you better not mess with!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJWRekqYE2E
We got us some tuff ol birds out there - God bless 'em !
[I just left below-copied over at Orion's blog; also, I intend to leave it for Jeffy-Jeff too at his blog which can be found at "orion's." A.]
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Play-Army Boy Is Yet Recorded--Despite His Censorship, So Pleasurable For Dear Boy
(Apollonian, 12 Jan 09)
"Orion"--hey comrade--I hope u had fun "deleting" my post, as u indicated. U keep saying I'm in "asylum"--but hey, u're going to be surprised when u find out the reality, comrade. Jews kicked me out of grad school (back in 2000), but otherwise, I remain (relatively) free.
All u're about, "orion," is one thing--"Hey look at me, ain't I cool?" U have no plan, no real idea as to what's happening, this despite some of ur otherwise keen postings, and u don't really care, either, little boy--u just want to play army and go out and throw hand-grenades, wheeeeeeeeee.
CONCLUSION: Well, so the pt. to this little msg to u fm me is--ck WorldPeace-Phaedrus.Blogspot.com, latest post (over three months ago), comments area. Leave a posting for us all. Honest elections and death to the Fed. Apollonian
Apollonian - I printed your comment but don't get comfortable here.
This has got to be one of your shortest ever posts. When will you ever rein it in a bit and try to work with folks ? Your viewpoint alone is not "holy scrip."
Where do you get off judging folks on their blog content, when you have none of your own ? Orion chooses his content, same as I. Nobody asked for your input.
Til the day comes you humble your self righteous attitude a bit, you will not be welcome. We don't need your supposed inside track on the jews. And honestly, you have no true inside info.
In case you haven't noticed, we are well aware of their complicity. You want to pass go, collect your 200 and skip all that's in between.
I still stand by my stance that you seek to lead white folks astray. Maybe one day soon others will realize this.
Don't send a long retort back as I'll delete you as fast as Orion did. You can spread your venom against me but anyone with intelligence can see clearly what is what.
Step back and analyse your position or stay the hell away from me.
You do not serve Christ and do nothing but debase true Christianity.
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