Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The mouth of the south


Time for a lil humor. Some may be familiar with this fella - an oldy but goody. Hope you catch a chuckle or two.
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8 comments:

Joy said...

Good to see you back in humor! My internet has been wacky the past few days. Never heard of this man, but will try to check him out later.

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

Aaah ... you know me Joy. I bounces back.

Speaking of bouncing about - I gots to get back on the job. Scarfing down some grub on this late lunch.

Will bring my hammer 'n nails by and see if we can fix ya up laters ! Good to hear from ye.

Oupa Grysbaard said...

Hey there Buddy, I know I owe you a mail, but will contact you from New Zealand next month(July. I fly there on the 22nd. Keep up the good work and remember you are not forgotten.

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

Hey Oupa - thanks for yer thoughts and the great news ... catching that big bird outa there !

Do what you must to take care of business - I'll hear from ya when you have time. Take care ol friend.

He of difficult days said...

Hey Jeff Va. Rebel... I got some good news and some bad news for you...

The good news (for you) is that the USA declined to grant me a Green Card. (I recall that you considered me a "loathsome character" at one point, therefore this can only be good news for you, seeing that there will be one less loathsome character in the USA)

Although you may consider me as loathsome, I am still white, male, pro firearm, low maintenance citizen who is pro western culture.

The bad news is that the USA will probably choose some fly-infested welfare sucking murderous South African black rapist to grant a green card to.

Sh!t happens, right?

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

HODD - if you weren't so damn ornery and argumentative, you could probably just waltz on in, pull up a chair 'n we'd talk about it.

I know we've slung some insults back and forth in times past ... don't remember the particulars you mention. But at the time you probably deserved it.

Same as the times I've been called an asshole and worse - more than likely I had it coming.

That said - what makes you think I revel in yer not making it to the states, or the inclusion of yet another nigger in the U.S. ? I don't get my jollies in white folks suffering - even those I disagree with. You been getting impressions from the wrong crowd.

If yer still hankering for another scuffle ... we can have at it again. But if you wanna hang out and quit generalizing us all as "blinded Americans" - yer welcome here.

He of difficult days said...

Change of subject:

do you watch TBN? Seeing that you are a Christian?

Jeff ( Va. Rebel ) said...

I fail to see why you'd suppose me to watch TBN. You know my viewpoint by now -
98 % or better of what is portrayed as Christian on TV - aint. I don't count myself among the judaized.

I haven't watched TV in probably 3 years.
And the 15 or 20 prior very little, except for maybe "Cops" or
"America's Most Wanted" - things like that.

But if you had a point, man - let's hear it.